Thursday, February 02, 2006

Friendster Horoscopes

I don't know why, but these made me laugh. I think it's the irony that I found funny.

  1. You're so ready to relax that it's not funny. What is funny is that you're actually feeling torn between whom to relax with -- usually not a problem for you. Should you spend another evening with a friend you've started flirting with, or take that new admirer up on an exciting offer? Regardless of which you choose, taking the night off to simply get some sleep shouldn't be an option. Make some coffee, grab a shower, and rally.
  2. For days, it's been all about them -- everyone but you, that is. Enough. Enough with the care-taking, the sympathizing and the listening to sob stories. It's time for you to indulge in some much-needed playtime -- and there will be absolutely no reason for you to feel guilty. If necessary, sleep in tomorrow. If you're smart, you'll make sure tonight is so much fun that you'll need to.
  3. This will be a day to remember -- for all the right reasons. The heavens will put you in the mood for romance -- of the fiery, impulsive type -- just as soon as you wake up. Just don't expect to see much of your friends -- except for that one particularly close friend, of course. You two may be pretty darned inseparable, in fact.
Tsk. If horoscopes were true...

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