Thursday, March 29, 2007

Covering the Moon

As I lay in the darkness,
On the cold hard stone,
I raised up my hand
And covered the moon
And the sky looked empty
Only to me
As I covered the moon.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

A Dark Thought

I'm not sure if I've asked this question before, but have you ever wanted to die if only to find out who would cry for you in the end?

Tuesday, March 20, 2007


There are a scant few things in this world that are just what they are. A piece of paper, for example, could be so many things--a place to draw in, a place to write in, a processed tree, etc., etc.-- while just being a plain piece of paper. How much more complicated are these things...emotion, ambition, belief, reputation...that are so vague to begin with?

No wonder life is so complicated.

Thursday, March 15, 2007


I just read this recently, and anyone who knows me would know why I laughed my head off when I read it.

I tried to keep the ones where my closest friends fall under. I'll treat the first person who can guess why I laughed so hard my snot clogged up my nose and I almost died from lack of oxygen to a slice of "Better than Sex" cake.


AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)

h Ruling Planet: URANUS - The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns

h Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them.

Mutual masturbation.

A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this.

He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too. Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am... he's just not into threesomes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.

She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come
across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.

Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for
giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action!
ARIES (March 21-April 20)

^ Ruling Planet: MARS - The bonk now, think later God of war, aggression and action!

^ Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the
actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive
partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary position,
go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then you've found paradise with an Aries.

Always on top and always in charge

Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!

The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!

She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your name the next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man enough to handle her?

If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)

_ Ruling Planet: VENUS - The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

_ Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness. When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for someone they want to bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.

The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable.

A battery powered "erotic massager"

The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.

There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)

` Ruling Planet: MERCURY - The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of ultra-extreme raunchy talk

` Talking about sex is Gemini's favorite hobby and doing it comes a close second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for. They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the same sex.

As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for air if they need to.

Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new ideas

He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive. He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kind of guy and if you make a few subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.

Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the good books. They love a good
massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine! Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps, then you know you're doing something right. Then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working!

LEO (July 24 - August 23)

b Ruling Planet: THE SUN - Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!

b Leo’s can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance.

Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

A camera or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps you can use them both together!

You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime experience!

A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of the ass to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!

LIBRA (September 24 - October 23)

d Ruling Planet: VENUS - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality

d Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the Zodiac, but if Libra can't get what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac. Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you. In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you exactly what they want.

As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from premature ejaculation!

The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base. Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.

Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay?

SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22)

e Ruling Planet: PLUTO - The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship.

e Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.

Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

Ben Wa Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom. Just don't piss her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get you back and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win.

Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, and RUB.

SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 22)
f Ruling Planet: JUPITER - God of money, luck and good times between the sheets

f Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'. Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned.

They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next!

Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it, and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else. He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash in bed!

The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can you handle her open-minded sexuality? She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public place!

Sunday, March 11, 2007


I took the Keirsey Temperament Sorter test during a job application and guessed from the appearance of the check marks on my paper that I am an INTJ. I decided to take a similar test online and found that I was classified under INFJ instead.

Funny thing about these two personality types in the temperament sorter is that one letter changed could mean a completely different personality. INTJs are Masterminds (Rational) while INFJs are Counselors (Idealist). Both results say that I am Introverted, iNtuitive, and Judging. It's just a matter of whether I am more Thinking or Feeling. I'm a bit surprised that I was classified as someone introverted, though. Funny.

The online test I took is the Online version of the Jung-Myers-Briggs typology test.

Now, I looked at my zodiac sign. Here is how a Scorpio is described:

"During a lifetime, Scorpio will make many acquaintances, but very few friendships. Friendship is, for Scorpio, no easy matter; but once made, it becomes strong and permanent. Scorpio is always a friend one can count on, especially the Scorpio's trustworthiness and readiness to help."

The same site says that a female Scorpio with a male Sagittarius is like "chalk and cheese", which means they are little alike. Apparently, the best mates for a female Scorpio are a male Capricorn ("very strong") and a male Libra ("emotionally rewarding"). Go figure...

I also looked at my Japanese Blood-type personality. Because my blood type is AB+, the theory of Japanese blood types states that I am solitary and serious...


Thursday, March 08, 2007

Opening Unopened Letters

I have a bag filled with letters that were given to me by friends and relatives throughout the years. For five years, there was one letter in that bag that I couldn't bear to read. It was only tonight that I finally mustered up the courage to open it again and read it.

Letters like that one are meant to be read right after they are given. You can't easily reply to a letter like that after five years.

Unfortunately, there are some things in life that come our way when we are not ready for them. More often than not, we manage to get by with mild scrapes; but sometimes, by the time we learn how to cope it's too late.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Tipping Point

Do you remember how in the cartoons that we watched when we were young a precariously balanced character can be made to fall by the most insubstantial of things--like a feather or another character's breath? Or how a single drop of standard NaOH could make a clear phenolphthalein laced analyte magenta (sorry for the Chem analogy)?

I suppose it's true that, often, the most mundane of things can cause a turn of events that completely changes a situation. A careless comment can make a person lose hope completely and a thoughtless action can make a person realize how dispensable and replaceable he really is.
The very things we take for granted, much like the weight of a feather, can make all the difference and cause something to tip over to a point of no return.

PdLR's Thought for the Day

All things are a result of their origins.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Dreams and Longing

They say that when you dream about someone, that person is longing for you. Something about that person's soul calling out to yours. So, perhaps, the people I've been longing to talk to have dreamt about me. Perhaps the person I want to reconcile with can hear the yearning of my heart. Perhaps... Perhaps... Perhaps...

I wonder if they made that saying up to ease the pain of the person who longs for another so much that he ends up dreaming of that other person.

Somehow, that seems more logical to me.