*Reviews this month's angst*
Yeah, I definitely need to post some nonsense. At the rate things are going, I'm beginning to think that if I look back on my writings ten years from now, my thoughts would be, "Whoa...now, why didn't I kill myself again? Oh yeah..."
Well, angst is angst, but let's write something funny.
I was having a conversation with someone (oh, you know who you are) last night and ended up with the most wrong yaoi-ness thoughts in my head. So, after going back to the Ultimate Yaoi-Level Selector Quiz Results I began to apply the results to some of my friends. So, to be discreet, I will use colors to describe the guys and see how they will pair up.
(This is the part where I burst out laughing and fall of my chair.)
So, White is a Gentleman, which is 75% seme. Pink is Nature's Mistake, which is -80% seme. Yellow is a Housekeeping Uke, which is -90% seme and Brown is The One in Complete Control, which is 200% seme. Red is, well, Not Yaoi at all. That said, we get the idealized pairings:
- White may be paired with both Pink and Yellow, which I find a bit funny.
- Brown can have any of the other three, but should really teach Red a thing or two. Or maybe White should do that, being the gentler of the two semes...
Y' know, this post just seriously disturbed me, but what the hell?
(This is the part where I tell myself to go to bed and sleep because lack of things to do has driven me insane.)